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While sitting in the cab, he noticed that the driver missed a turn in an intersection. When the priests turn comes, he is shown a meager hut with no electricity or water. The largest collection of car oneline jokes in the world. How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb.

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Im also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in. The woman, trying to be helpful, asks, do you need a screwdriver. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver. When i leave the building to go to my car, i find out it was stolen.

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Hearse driver there was a hearse driver and he had driven a hearse for 25 years and today was his first day as a taxi driver and he was very nervous. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, and opened the door. Sheridan began his career interning at saturday night live 1975. So here are a few clean trucking jokes to help you keep moving.

The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. Apr 30, 2017 today we list off 6 dirty jokes in disney channels bunkd check out our site at. Today is my first day as a cab driver ive been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years. Taxi driver jokes list with funny taxi driver puns and pick up lines including hilarious short joke one liners like chocolate is bad taxi driver. Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking. As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that hes on her level, and asks, do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy back wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there. Ive never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, look mate, dont ever do that again.